1. Sawyer: You know what I like about you, Mike? You've got the patience of a saint.
Michael: Yeah? Why do you say that?
Sawyer: I've seen the way he talks to you -- the way he runs around, does whatever the hell he wants. I'd have showed him the back of my hand a long time ago.

2. Sayid: Give me the gun.
Sawyer: Yeah, give it to Al-Jazeera, he'll protect us.

3. Kate: What do you want, Sawyer?
Sawyer: Freckles, I got so many answers to that question I wouldn't even know where to begin.

4. Jack: Get up.
Sawyer: What? You wanna see who's taller?

5. Hoo! Boy Howdy! Doctor playin' golf! What's next? Cop eatin' a donut?

6. Hell, give me a band-aid and a bottle of peroxide and I could run this damn island too.

7. Sawyer: You're in my light, sticks.
Shannon: Lightsticks? What the hell is that?
Sawyer: Light, comma, sticks. As in those legs of yours.